Category Archives: Italy
Gwyneth Takes Venice!
All my cooking plans have been thrown out the window in lieu of camping this weekend (if you never hear from me again, I’ve been eaten by a bear), but I have some even worse news for you: Gwyneth is … Continue reading
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A Long, Self-Indulgent Dispatch From a Vacation, Part Four: Florence
And then we come to the end. The final part of our Italian trip, and the last of my excuses to prolong my return to the Danny/Gwyneth Project. (Actually, I have already returned: Last night was fish tacos, and holy … Continue reading
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A Long, Self-Indulgent Dispatch From a Vacation, Part Three: Venice and the Emergency Room
So, we’re back after the weekend. Did everyone have a great Fourth of July? (Sorry, non-American readers. And by that, I mean I’m sorry you don’t love FREEDOM as much as us.) My weekend was fantastic! Just a really, really … Continue reading
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A Brief Update to Yesterday’s Post
(With thanks to Nikki for finally posting her pictures.) A two-part photo series showing illicit activity in Pompeii: That is all.
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A Long, Self-Indulgent Dispatch From a Vacation, Part Two: Pompeii, Positano, and Capri
And here we’ve arrived at Part II! In this portion of the trip, we visited the most locations in the shortest amount of time, and yet it felt the most leisurely. INTERESTING VACATION FACT FOR YOU, HUH? This portion also … Continue reading
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A Long, Self-Indulgent Dispatch From a Vacation, Part One: Rome and The Vatican
So, this has nothing to do with Gwyneth Paltrow. Sorry. But maybe we need a bit of a break? A break from Gwyneth Paltrow is something the internet DEFINITELY needs. So, I apologize for derailing the blog for, like, ever. … Continue reading
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Greetings From Italy
Let’s give this a shot. I write to you from my phone, connecting through the hotel’s spotty wifi. If you’re reading this, a miracle has occurred. Currently I am lounging on our hotel terrace in Positano, sunburned and resting after … Continue reading
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