Category Archives: Gwyneth Miscellania
Gwyneth Takes Venice!
All my cooking plans have been thrown out the window in lieu of camping this weekend (if you never hear from me again, I’ve been eaten by a bear), but I have some even worse news for you: Gwyneth is … Continue reading
Filed under Gwyneth Miscellania, Italy
Death to the Timetable!
Good lord, I am just awful at blogging. Just the worst. I wish the reason for my absence was something exciting. For example, perhaps I’ve been in New York, meeting with producers and casting the leads for “Danny & Gwyneth.” … Continue reading
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The Return of the Project
So, I still have to post my fourth and final dispatch from Italy (I’m waiting to steal some pictures, because I apparently just stop taking photographs halfway through the trip), but in the meantime, shall we resume the Danny/Gwyneth Project? … Continue reading
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The Great Bacon Taste-Off
This weekend’s experiment in duck bacon was not nearly the monumental experience I had hoped for, after over a month of agonizing over the difficulties of obtaining the ingredient. It was like losing my virginity, but only after receiving a … Continue reading
Filed under Basics, Gwyneth Miscellania
STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT
GUYS. IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THE LAST BLOG POST THAT WAS SUPER BORING AND PLEASE JUST SERIOUSLY SKIP IT FOR YOUR OWN SAKE: I FINALLY MANAGED TO CONVINCE D’ARTAGNAN TO ACCEPT MY CREDIT CARD AND I NOW HAVE LITERALLY $100 WORTH … Continue reading
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Googling Myself
I didn’t do any cooking last night. I worked out and then spent the rest of the evening splayed out on the couch, either reading or watching TV or both. It was fantastic. But tonight I’ll be attempting a recipe … Continue reading
Filed under Gwyneth Miscellania, Non-Gwyneth
Fuck Duck Bacon
The hoops I’m jumping through to try to purchase some duck bacon have hit ridiculous levels. I bit the bullet and decided to just order some fucking duck bacon from D’Artagnan, figuring I would buy it in bulk and only … Continue reading
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The World’s Greatest Gwyneth Quote
These days, everyone sends me Gwyneth Paltrow-related news stories. And there seems to be a lot of it, for whatever reason. We are living in the Age of Gwyneth, and I admit that I have become part of the problem, … Continue reading
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